The Grumpy Baker

Vaucluse

Monday 6:45am-5pm
Tuesday 6:45am-5pm
Wednesday 6:45am-5pm
Thursday 6:45am-5pm
Friday 6:45am-5pm
Saturday 6:45am-5pm
Sunday 6:45am-5pm

CAFE

BAKERY

CATERING

A LITTLE BIT MORE

The Grumpy Baker Vaucluse is a much-loved neighbourhood bakery and café that has been serving the local community along Old South Head Road for over a decade. A popular stop for post-walk coffees, casual catch-ups, and takeaway treats, it draws a loyal mix of locals and families, getting especially busy on weekends when sports are on at nearby Christison Park. Everything is baked fresh on-site daily, with standout favourites including flaky pastries, artisan sourdough, and the popular Sunday Treat: a Turkish bread bacon and cheese roll that has quickly become a local go-to.

BREAKFAST

GRUMPY’S GRANOLA BOWL

$18

Coconut yogurt, granola, caramelise banana, seasonal fruit & maple syrup (vegan)

SUMMER SMOOTHIE BOWL

$18

Pick your smoothie blend – acai, berry, mango or banana topped w/ house made granola, toasted nuts, chia seeds & fresh fruit
ADD peanut butter $2 | protein powder $2

FRENCH TOAST

$18

W/ strawberries, maple syrup & ice cream

TOAST & SPREADS

$7.5

W/ butter & house made raspberry jam, vegemite or peanut butter
ADD fig & walnut toast $2

MIDDLE EASTERN BREAKFAST

$18

Toasted sourdough w/ baba ganoush, hummus, labne, hard boiled egg & Israeli salad

EGGS YOUR WAY

$14

Poached, scrambled or fried w/ sourdough toast & tomato relish

TURKISH BOUREKAS

$12.5

Potato & sea salt OR spinach & cheese w/ a hard boiled, grated tomato & zhug

BLACK DUKKAH AVO TOAST

$20

Smashed avo on toast w/ feta, heirloom tomatoes, poached egg & black dukkah

CILBIR TURKISH EGGS

$20

Poached eggs on garlic labne topped with sumac chilli oil & a side of sourdough toast

CHILLI SCRAMBLED EGGS

$22

Free range scrambled eggs on a fresh bagel w/ labneh, chilli and chargrilled broccolini

SWEET CORN FRITTERS

$23

W/ smashed avo, poached egg, labneh & your choice of bacon OR salmon

SHAKSHUKA — Single

$23 / Share $39

W/ feta, olives, house pickles, Israeli salad, labneh & crispy zaatar toast

SHARE BREAKFAST PLATTER

$43

Corn fritters, bacon, smashed avo, poached eggs, Israeli salad, relish, labneh, zataar toast & haloumi

SANDWICHES & TOASTIES

CHEESE TOASTIE

$6.5

ADD ham $2 | tomato $1.5 | croissant $2

GRUMPY BREKKIE ROLL

$15

Bacon, 2 fried eggs, caramelised onion, chilli mayo & tomato relish

GRUMPY HALLOUMI ROLL

$15

Haloumi, 2 fried eggs, avocado, chilli mayo & tomato relish

SCHNITZEL IN CHALLAH

$18

W/ roasted eggplant, spicy Romanian salad & lettuce

POACHED CHICKEN SANDWICH

$15

W/ avo, baby cos & chilli mayo

SMOKED SALMON BAGEL

$17

W/ cream cheese, capers, zucchini pickles, onion & dill in a Jerusalem bage

GREEN GOODNESS BAGEL

$18

Oven roasted chicken, tomato, basil pesto, avocado, lettuce & feta in a fresh bagel

SALADS & BOWLS

GRUMPY FALAFEL BOWL

$22

Falafel, avo, labneh, Israeli salad, spiced chickpeas, roast pumpkin, house pickles & 2 poached eggs

CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD

$20

W/ sourdough croutons, crispy bacon, parmesan, boiled egg & house made creamy caesar dressing ADD chicken schnitzel $6

200G LAMB RUMP

$25

200g chargrilled lamb rump w/ hummus, salsa verde & Israeli cous cous salad

QUINOA ZAATAR SALAD

$20

Quinoa w/ radicchio, zaatar chicken, fresh orange & a lime dressing

Fresh Pita

FALAFEL

$17

W/ chopped tomato & cucumber, tahini, spicy Romanian salad & picked cucumber

CHIMICHURRI STEAK

$24

W/ grilled tomato, shallots & tahini sauce in pita

SIDES

Poached chicken

$6

Tuna | Avo | Bacon | Smoked salmon | Haloumi | Sautéed mushrooms

$5

Feta | Sautéed spinach | Roast tomato

$4

Egg | GF bread

$3

House made chips w/ chilli mayo

$5

Side of Israeli salad

$5

House made jam | Peanut butter | Tomato relish

$2

HOT DRINKS

Coffee (Flat White | Latte | Cappuccino | Long Black)

$5 / $5.5

Mocha

$5.5 / $6

Piccolo

$4.6

Short Black

$4.6

Macchiato

$4.6

Dirty Chai | Matcha

$6

Chai Latte

$5 / $5.7

Turmeric Latte

$7

Sticky Chai Tea

$7

Hot Chocolate

$5 / $5.7

Tea (English Breakfast | Earl Grey | Chamomile | Lemongrass & Ginger | Green | Peppermint)

$4.5

Strong +$1 | Decaf +$0.5 | Alternative milks (Almond, Oat, Soy, Lactose Free, Macadamia) +$0.7

COLD DRINKS

Iced Drinks (Ice Coffee w/ ice cream | Iced Mocha | Iced Chai Latte | Iced Chocolate)

$6

Iced Latte

$5.5

Iced Long Black

$5.5

Iced Matcha

$7

Iced Dirty Chai

$7

Milkshakes (Chocolate | Vanilla | Caramel | Strawberry)

$6 / $8

Smoothies (Banana | Mango | Berry | Matcha | Tropical | Acai | Green)

$9.5

ADD protein powder $2 | peanut butter $2

Please notify us of any allergies. We cannot guarantee that trace elements won’t be present.
15% surcharge applies to all public holidays | @GRUMPYBAKER

FAQs

Where exactly are you located?
Shop 6, 767 Old South Head Rd, Vaucluse — our original retail bakery, close to Watsons Bay and the South Head cliff walk.
Yes, there are tables and chairs along the shopfront, with the large open window looking onto the street.
Yes, we’re right near the scenic South Head cliff walk and Lighthouse Reserve, a popular spot for whale watching in season, so it’s a natural stop before or after your walk.
Yes, like our other locations, dogs are welcome with an alfresco area to relax with your pup.

WHAT’S ON

New Snack Reworks Aussie Classic with a Med Twist

Inspired by the nostalgia for ’90s and early 2000s canteen-style snacks, we’ve launched our take on the bacon and cheese roll, the ‘Sunday Treat’.

When Big is Best: World Sausage Roll Day

With the King’s Birthday long weekend in sight, and Friday 5 June being World Sausage Roll Day, it’s time to get your hands on one of the biggest and best sausage rolls in town. (Spoiler alert: It’s one of ours!)

Long weekenD

Vaucluse ⌚ 7am-5pm
Bellevue Hill ⌚ 6:30am-5pm
Maroubra ⌚ 7am-5pm
Potts Point ⌚ Sat 7am-10pm | Sun 7am-6pm | Mon 7am-5:30pm
Waverton ⌚ 6:30am-5pm
Neutral Bay ⌚ 6:30am-4pm
Bilpin ⌚ 6:30am-5pm
Newcastle ⌚ Sat & Sun 6:30am-4pm, Mon 6:30am-2pm
Bus Stop ⌚ Sat 6:30am-3pm | Sun & Mon closed
Abercrombie Lane ⌚ Sat 7am-4pm, Sun & Mon closed